Cindy Sour is known best for her abrasive nature and her resting llama face. But when an opportunity comes along to be on The Sims 4 Bachelorette themed reality dating show, “Soulmates”, her overachieving heart decides to take the plunge. After all, how else will be complete her goal of finding a husband while simultaneously working around the clock to get rich?
Cindy Sour: The Group Date
In the second compilation of episodes, Cindy and the men leave the Soulmates Bachelorette Mansion for their first group date! Will any of the men be able to capture Cindy’s attention?
This compilation features the following episodes, “Cindy Sour Tries a Group Date”, “Cindy Sour Tries a First Kiss”, “Cindy Sour Tries to Skinny Dip”, and “Cindy Sour Tries to Woohoo in a Tent”.
Cindy Sour Tries a Group Date
Cindy Sour arrived on a deserted island with her remaining six suitors.
She picked up a conversation with Vicker. “It’s a shame there’s only fish and hot dogs on the island! I would kill for a cheese plate right now and some fine wine,” she smiled trying to be friendly.
“So you’re one of those sims looking for someone with a job? Someone who can afford all of that?” he said as she got distracted from Gage’s muscular chest.
“I’m sorry, what were you saying?”
“Oh I see, you’re just looking for some hairless guy with big muscles.”
“Is that so wrong?” Cindy stared.
“Cindy… I mean c’mon. Why would you want that when you can have all of this?”
“Sorry man. I think you’re boring the lady,” Gage said with a yawn.
Cindy gazed at Gage. Wow. Those are some big muscles, she smiled.
“Hello there,” he waved. “Give me a minute… I’ll be right back.”
“But you just got here,” Cindy said taken aback.
Gage ran off to pee but unfortunately he got there too late. “It’s okay, I make dirty look cool,” he thought as he puffed out his chest and posed in front of the smelly bush like Tarzan.
Cindy Sour Tries a First Kiss
As the sky cleared up, Mark came over to grab her hand. “Come with me, Cindy. I want to show you something by the water,” he said.
“Look Cindy, I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you shouldn’t flounder anymore,” he said.
He gave her a smoldering look. “You’re about to have the greatest kiss of your entire life.”
But as he leaned in to kiss her, her feet sunk into the sand.
And he kissed her on the eyeball instead.
“Yeah, that was terrible,” she said looking at him.
“Ch-Ching! Got you! That was totally my plan,” he said trying to play it cool as Quincy came up behind him. “I wanted to make a memorable impression!”
“Now you won’t forget me!”
“You’ve got that right,” she said gritting her teeth together.
“Don’t even try moving in on my turf, Quincy. I’ve already Marked this spot… get it? Marked? Because I’m Mark,” Mark smirked before walking off.
“So look, I know sometimes you think you come across a little cold but I think that’s only because you left your heart right here on the beach…” he said as she stared at his behind.
“With me,” Quincy said.
“That’s actually really sweet,” she said as her face softened.
Just then, Quincy leaned in and kissed her.
As he smiled at her, Gabe came walking up. “What are you doing talking to this tool, Cindy? You know the only tool in the box worth having is me.”
“Look at these muscles after all,” he said as she stood there trying to act appalled.
“Oh you think you’re so tough, don’t you?” Cindy laughed.
“The toughest,” he said confidently. “Check out these muscles? Who could possibly be tougher than me?” “Way tougher than anyone on this island,” he said confidently. “Even you.”
“You wanna go, let’s go,” Cindy said to Gabe. “We’ll see who’s tougher. The growl contest starts now.”
“Arrrr!” Gabe said furiously as Cindy threw her arm down too with an “arrr” of her own.
“Grrrr!” they both growled as she matched him move for move.
“That was… bizarre,” Quincy smiled awkwardly.
Cindy Sour Tries to Skinny Dip
As the rose ceremony began, the men started getting impatient. There was only one bush to pee in on the island after all.
“Hey Cind. Can I get my rose already?” Gabe waved.
“You?! I should get one first so I can go to the bush!” Garreth squirmed.
But Cindy gleefully called Quincy first and handed him a rose.
Then he decided to hand her one too, dragging out the ceremony, much to the dismay of everyone else around them.
Taking matters into his own hands, Gabe walked up to her. “Listen babe, I’m either getting a rose tonight — or I’m getting a rose tonight. We know there’s only one way this will go.”
“I thought you would be staying but seriously. Who wears sun glasses when it’s dark?! I’m sorry but you have to go.”
“Wow, I did not see that coming.”
“Umm how do I get off this island?” he asked as Cindy turned away.
As Gabe wandered off to find an exit, Cindy looked at the remaining men. “Who wants to go skinny dipping with me?!” she asked.
As she took off her clothes next to Quincy, Mark was furious. “Why didn’t she do that next to me?” he fumed.
Cindy turned to kiss Quincy as everyone seemed to disappear.
“Excuse me?!” Mark said popping up behind them, jealous. “What is the meaning of this?!”
“Well, when you kiss someone, you actually are supposed to kiss them on the lips,” Cindy replied. “Not on the eyeball.”
“Like this!” She turned and kissed Quincy again as Mark’s eyes bugged out.
Cindy Sour Tries to Woohoo in a Tent
Cindy and Quincy, unfazed by all of the other men, headed into a tent to woohoo. Garreth and Neil watched and wondered if the reason she didn’t pursue them was because they both peed themselves after the rose ceremony. While Vicker walked away to take a nap, Gabe stared ahead. “Seriously. Does anybody know a way off this island?!” he asked.
While the men continued to stare at the tent, Mark stomped over.
“What is this?! I thought she and I had an unbeatable connection,” he complained.
Cindy and Quincy giggled in the tent behind him.
“Okay, sure! I kissed her earlier and it was on some uneven terrain. But how was I to know I’d end up kissing her eyeball instead?”
“And I thought peeing myself was embarrassing,” Garreth frowned.
“And now she’s just going to throw this woohoo in my face?”
“You knew what you signed up for, man,” Garreth sighed, far more concerned with his own smelly situation.
“THIS?!?” he exclaimed as the tent bounced behind them.
As Cindy and Quincy exited the tent, Quincy pulled out his phone. “I’ve gotta take a picture to remember this day forever!” he grinned.
Mark walked by Cindy glaring.
“What? It’s not like I took your tent,” she said.
As all of the men stared at her, she yawned.
“Well that was a fun night everyone. Goodnight!” And thus concludes a second night of Soulmates. With only 5 men remaining, will Cindy find the one? Is Quincy the front runner?
