After having a little too much nectar, Hannah decided to enter the talent show and sing a song… She was not remotely good.
She went to mingle afterwards and made one joke to this random dude about marriage (what can you expect since she just got divorced?!) and he was less than thrilled.
A random stranger came to save her from the conversation.
And just at the perfect time because it looks like these two guys are ready for a fight.
As she spoke to this nice woman, she felt she met a kindred spirit.
And thus unloaded her entire life story and love life drama onto her.
After the woman she met left, she met this man, Juan. As she described her troubles, he was not having it.
Apparently he was having a rough day too and told her exactly how much worse his day was.
This eavesdropper listened awkwardly as they battled about who’s life was worse.
Hannah kept trying to put a cheerful twist on her stories and Juan was not having it: she was bugging him to death.
She tried cheering him up…
And all he wanted was for her and her cheeriness to leave him alone.
She was appalled.
She probably should have since she then passed out at 6am on the floor of the lounge.
He doesn’t like her and wants her to go away.
After heading home and she got some sleep, she invited her friend Travis over to hang out.
Completely friendzoned, Travis and Hannah built a snowman together.
Bjorn called though, midway through, and asked her on a date.
Enamored by Bjorn, she headed home with him.
Little did she know, his wife was sleeping in the next room watching their newborn baby.
And then the big reveal as his wife, Clara, discovered their affair- Clara is currently pregnant!
Clara slapped Bjorn and ran off to the backyard.
Convinced that Bjorn is the man for her still, Hannah tried to apologize but in true Hannah fashion, that wasn’t enough.
She once again gave her two cents that Clara should leave Bjorn.
Clara’s response: “I don’t need your opinion on my relationship- but ahhh I really have to pee! This baby is pushing on my bladder!!!”
While Clara was in the bathroom, Bjorn convinced Hannah the two of them could be together and he would leave his wife.
She figured, what the heck? Let’s give this a go.
But while they were woohooing, his wife walked in.
Hannah realized this relationship was not good and he was never going to leave Clara and his family.
Of course, maybe there’s a reason she dumped him after that, and it wasn’t because he was married…
The two of them parted ways, both upset about the situation.
She arrived home from her hectic night to receive a phone call: Travis had adopted a baby!
She went to visit Travis and his adorable baby, Jarrett.
The next morning, she sat and read a romance book, daydreaming about the love she may find one day.
In a cheerful mood, she texted Juan from the lounge.
Surprisingly, he was in a better mood today and decided to get to know her.
The two met at the park and were having a great time together. She learned he was a stylist and they chatted for ages. She was ready to make a move.
Then Juan took off to the bathroom for 30 minutes to check himself out in the mirror.
Upon his return from checking out his outfit, Hannah put two and two together and realized he was gay. She then proceeded to try to set him up with a stranger named Izzy she had only heard of, but never met. He was keen!
Juan and Hannah picked up a conversation in the park with Don Lothario.
Don was freaking out with excitement over seeing Dirk Dreamer! Or at least he seemed to be (he may have just been hitting on this girl…)
She was instantly into him and tried asking him out for coffee. His answer, “yeah sure sometime…” while pursuing the other woman he had been chatting to.
Hannah being Hannah, she proceeded to follow him anyways and pursue him.
He realized he was going to get some woohoo, so why not?
She flirted with him while he stepped aside to give another girl his number.
She invited him back to her place where he kept playing with clay every time she tried to invite him into the bedroom.
She eventually got him to join her for some woohoo and she was thrilled. Maybe he’s the one!
Afterwards, he posed like an underwear model, feeling super cool about his latest conquest.
While she slept, he took off the second he got his clothes on.
Hannah unloads her love life drama onto locals at the lounge. Then, after a date with Bjorn leads to an unexpected discovery, Hannah meets Don Lothario and pursues him, even though he could care less. Meanwhile, her friend Travis Scott adopts a baby boy named, Jarrett.
Fun Facts
The YouTube version of this episode is the first episode to feature the voice of Don Lothario.
This episode marks the first appearance of Jarrett Scott.
